A man walks into a doctors office and his head is big and orange.
The doctor says "Good god man, you've got a big orange head! How did this happen?"
The man starts to tell his story.
"Well doctor, the other day I was walking along the beach when I notice a piece of metal sticking out of the sand. I picked it up and it was a lamp. I brushed off the sand and *poof* out pops a genie who says he will grant me three wishes. I say genie for my first wish I want a bank account with £10 billion. Genie says *poof* and hands the me a card with a account number and sort code to a bank account with £10 billion."
"Then I said 'Genie for my second wish I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world and I want her to be madly in love with me.' All of a sudden *poof* I'm standing next to the most beautiful woman in the world, and in her hand she has a marriage certificate.
At this point in the story the guy turns to the doctor and says "Doctor, I think this is the point where I went wrong. I turned to the genie and said 'Genie for my third wish I want a big orange head!'"
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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